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I've been asked what I think about this generation of tweens and up.. I guess you can say there is a bit of disappointment.



Well here, let me give you an example:



Saying the word "Tacos" is considered witty.

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sahahria
16:15 Jul 07 2010

*bangs head on desk*

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MyArmyLife
16:30 Jul 07 2010

*facepalm*

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Euterpe

Wraith (46)

Vampire Rave? What a load.. It's Purgatory Rave now, we're taking over

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imagesinwords
19:26 Jul 06 2010

yeesh

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Mobius
19:38 Jul 06 2010

HEY! NO.



They're settin' standards.

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Essay: How to court a stupid woman.



First thing is first... Dedicate a song to her. Preferably it should be a song about something depressing. My personal favorite is “She Talks to Angels” by the Black Crowes. So don’t feel the need to copy that but take to heart that the lyrics should be something like this:



She paints her eyes as black as night, now

Pulls those shades down tight

Yeah, she gives a smile when the pain comes,

The pain's gonna make everything alright



You see, every dim-witted woman wants to be a diamond in the rough. A tortured and abused soul that someone will find beautiful and you need to be that someone. If she’s not beautiful, she hopefully still has moist holes and with a darkly lit room and a paper bag, anything is possible.







Second… Tell her she’s strong. Every weak stupid woman wants someone to tell her that she’s doing her best and that she’s a survivor. She’s most likely to repeat any idiotic mistakes she has made in the past because she’s STRONG… Not smart. The stupid woman takes a lot of time to build a surrounding of people who constantly tell her how awesome she is and how much inner strength she has within her, never once pointing out how dense she is for repeating the same things and causing so many problems in her own life.





Third… Don’t boss her around; just don’t have anything to do with her if she doesn’t go along with what you want. Remember that the stupid woman is strong and blindly thinks that being smart means being a bitch and only thinking of herself. The flaw in this plan is that she NEEDS people around her and she NEEDS someone to want her or her entire world will collapse. So plant the seeds carefully, she’s easy to manipulate.





Fourth… Tell her she’s unique. In your mind you can follow it up with anything.

Example: Outward statement: “You are such a unique thinker!” – Inner statement: “You are such a unique retard but I’m totally going to be hittin’ that later.”

Every unintelligent woman wants to believe that she has thought of something first or that she is doing something you have never seen anyone do before. Act amazed and you’ve got it in the bag.







Fifth… Whatever you do, don’t push her down the stairs. Yes she may be extremely annoying and hell she’s probably used to it, but you never truly want to lower yourself to her standards. When you absolutely cannot stand the tedium that accompanies the seduction of a stupid woman, resort to sarcasm. She will not pick up on it, and it will leave you with a smug sense of satisfaction when she exposes her blatant inability to keep up.





Remember, stick with it until you're bored, then bail and do it fast. No one wants to get stuck with that shit.

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ThistleDancer
18:41 Jul 05 2010

5.1 She might survive it with a serious injury like a carpet burn and then you have the blessing of listening to her whine.

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Mobius
19:31 Jul 05 2010

Very true..

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borked
23:26 Jul 05 2010

Turn your heartache right into joy

She's a girl, you're a boy,

Get it together make it nice

Ain't gonna need anymore advice.

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Mobius
00:49 Jul 06 2010

For reel

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There is definitely a false sense of power and an emphasis on popularity here... And not coming from the source most self righteous people might think.



I've seen the comments about Admins power tripping every time some snot gets caught with their hand in the wrong cookie jar, and while I'm sure the Admins enjoy slapping a STFU bar on someone, it's the other people who seem stuck on the who's who issue...



Example:



On 03:45:36 Jul 04 2010 (-0 GMT) BubbleGumClaudia wrote:



nah im good just tired........i work way too much and do I know you



On 03:49:32 Jul 04 2010 (-0 GMT) Mobius wrote:



I dun think so. Aside from the box.



On 03:54:44 Jul 04 2010 (-0 GMT) BubbleGumClaudia wrote:



are you sure......



On 03:55:41 Jul 04 2010 (-0 GMT) Mobius wrote:



Um... Pretty sure.



On 03:58:05 Jul 04 2010 (-0 GMT) BubbleGumClaudia wrote:



GRRRRR cause if ur talking to birra and joli looks like she frequents your profile ALOT! idk

Trust me when I tell you, intestines don't really look the way you think that they do.

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ThistleDancer
18:44 Jul 05 2010

This is indeed true.

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